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The Stop Online Piracy Act or SOPA is a proposed law to stop copyright infringement on the Internet. The United States Congress is discussing it, but people and businesses have been protesting it, saying that it is censorship.
Raise your hand if you love rage comics. You know, like the ones over at f7u12. Actually, no this is an easier question: who doesn't love rage comics? No one, that's who. And the best part is spamming your friends with links to tons of them. We decided you should be able to go one step farther: spamming your friends directly with rage faces in your chat. Without further ado, we present to you RAGEFACE EMOTICONS!
We here at Drunk Reviews are not just crippled by alcoholism, we're also crippled by our unparalleled nerdiness. Or at least some of us are. The rest are mean jerk bullies and should learn to keep their stupid hands off the stuff in the company fridge that is CLEARLY labeled "POPE'S LUNCH, DO NOT TOUCH, BRO" in red sharpie. But for my fellow Linux/Unix/Mac nerds out there who spend most of their time in the Terminal, I have something special to give you that I know you will love.
So cwayne just bought a new Mustang. Man, I really hope he knows what he's getting into with that. I mean, he probably feels all manly and impulsive, like it makes him a real man's man. But he's got to be careful. Bad things can happen with a man and his Mustang.